Bad paper discharge for smoking pot

Question:

I received bad paper after being on active duty for over 13 years(smoking pot). when I received my dd 214 in the mail after a year or so, just about everything was wrong with it, including me not signing the thing. my question is, is this a legal document. it seems to me that my roll of toilet paper in my bathroom is more legal!

Jim's Reply:

I can't speak to your toilet paper concerns but yeah, what you see is what you get for a 214. You should be focused on getting that paper upgraded rather than talking about your bathroom habits. Contact these folks at NVLSP. Tell them you heard it from Jim.